kevin

kevin
1. (kevin) (12824↑, 6111↓)
basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.

Gee i am so jealous of Kevin, with three girls around his arm. How is kevin good looking and smart at the same time?.

Author: derbyacademygirl http://kevin.urbanup.com/2820855
2. (kevin) (5104↑, 2776↓)
a male that performs great intercourse on a female

the other night my boyfriend performed "kevin" on me

3. (Kevin) (3944↑, 1926↓)
An amazing guy who is so funny, and wonderful. Someone who can brighten anyone's day no matter how sad they are. He's sweet, and handsome. He can be sarcastic but he gets it from me, well some of it. He gets scared of nonscary things, and he has an amazing sense of style with wicked hair to accompany it. His smile is adorable, and his laugh is too. He smells like heaven, even though I don't know the exact name of the cologne he uses. I can pretty much say that I'm in love with this guy, entirely. His name means more to me than it would to anyone else, and I'm pretty sure of that.

Wow, Kevin is such a great guy.

Author: -- who else ..? http://kevin.urbanup.com/3564597
4. (Kevin) (4203↑, 2609↓)
Anglicized form of the Irish name Caoimhín, derived from the older Irish Coemgen, composed of the Old Irish elements coem "kind, gentle, handsome" and gein "birth". Saint Caoimhin established a monastery in Ireland and is the patron saint of Dublin.

Kevin and I are going to the park.

5. (kevin) (2808↑, 1818↓)
someone who has probably porked your mom

Dude,that kevin is all over your mom

Author: jogabonito106 http://kevin.urbanup.com/2874246
6. (kevin) (2682↑, 1804↓)
A Portuguese slang for penis

"Woah thats a big kevin"

7. (kevin) (2067↑, 1540↓)
v. The act of hip-thrusting. The body is positioned in such a manner in which the movement of the pelvic muscles is maximized whereas the movement of the rest of the body is minimized. The hips are then thrusted back and forth in rapid succession. See HardGay.

After winning the epic warcraft match, Daniel kevined his monitor.

8. (kevin) (360↑, 213↓)
a pussy licker

oooh look kevins up to her old tricks again

Author: the man of man http://kevin.urbanup.com/3701636
9. (Kevin) (304↑, 163↓)
To sign off abruptly on someone.

Guy 1: Hey did you talk to him about saturday? Guy 2: I couldn't, he pulled a kevin on me.

10. (Kevin) (230↑, 94↓)
A guy who is not a sexual fiend and is too "kevin" to make up a definition for himself. he does not

"That kevin is totally different from those cock-obsessing jock kevins'"

Author: ieezsooperawzumninja(= http://kevin.urbanup.com/4666004
11. (kevin) (295↑, 158↓)
so insensitive. man-whore. so full of himself it's amazing. gets into petty fights. shorter than short. goes out with people who are already in relationship. desperate.

hi ashely gosh kevin, lover lover you don't treat me no good no more

12. (Kevin) (292↑, 156↓)
A Kevin is a type of guy that one could probably catch watching bizarre movies like Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers. The typical Kevin spends most of his time looking for a female (or male) counterpart to explore pornographic fantasies with him. These fantasies include, but are limited to: Orgies (MMF, FFM, etc....etc.) Double penetration Titty fucking Sadomasochism A Kevin often asks strangely obvious questions to the female (or male) he is courting. Sometimes it is easy for the Kevin to fall into complete obsession. At this point, the prey of the said Kevin should immediately cut all possible contact to avoid being exposed to any infectious matter. If such exposure does occur, the afflicted individual must be hospitalized over night.

1. "You alive?" "That's such a Kevin thing to say..." 2. "You look indisposed. Have you been exposed to a Kevin lately?"

13. (Kevin) (270↑, 136↓)
A person who is always slacking. Needs to step his game up and needs to stop slacking. One who seems to be slacking and has grammatical errors.

Yo, don't be a Kevin. Step your game up. Did you see him? He's acting like a Kevin. Stop slackin, you don't want to be a kevin

Author: Nevaeh Isabel Sarmiento http://kevin.urbanup.com/4996032
14. (Kevin) (311↑, 177↓)
one who is arrogant; sometimes cocky and misleading; thinks highly of themselves and no one else, yet wants people to feel sorry for them; one you could live without touching your life; betrays even the nicest of people; lies every chance they get; an untrusting person

I could live without Kevin being in my life.

Author: silverstreak34 http://kevin.urbanup.com/4604181
15. (Kevin) (317↑, 184↓)
A man whore who is kinda hot Cant gets the girl he wants but can get the girls other guys want Is good at being a fucking douchbag Has a fairly large dick

Who is that man whore? Oh i think he is a kevin

16. (Kevin) (268↑, 135↓)
the process of licking cum off a horses asshole, bathing a naked old man, yelling nigger to all black women, and finally to perform the act of karate chopping off your own penis

the other day jeremy totally destroyed us in guitar hero by executing a kevin

Author: i forgot my name1337 http://kevin.urbanup.com/5312792
17. (Kevin) (320↑, 187↓)
Likes to be raped. Also the act of raping .

Lets 'Kevin' that guy

18. (Kevin) (229↑, 98↓)
-A guy who is not the nicest guy in the world. -Usually synonymous with "douche bag" or "jerk." -A guy who is two-faced, and who lies. -He appears to be charming and sweet, but underneath that facade he is garbage. -Girls tend to like him, because a "kevin" is also, by definition, good-looking, but he is bit too well-groomed. -Many people think that he is homosexual, when really he is just a feminine male.

Girl 1: Wow, I thought I really liked that guy but now I realize that he totally stabbed me in the back. Girl 2: Forget about him, he's such a kevin.

19. (Kevin) (268↑, 140↓)
one who cums early

you kevin when you get excited

Author: Jizz in ur pants http://kevin.urbanup.com/5143221
20. (kevin) (252↑, 124↓)
A derogetory name for a mentally handicapped person, most likely a male. Someone who is acting unintelligent and somone who is not normally liked by many.

"Quite being such a Kevin" "You're acting like a Kevin right now"

21. (kevin) (290↑, 162↓)
a guy that will seem like a great guy but will later back stab you and deny everything. according to him it will always be your fault.

have you seen the ass kevin?

Author: bitchy like always http://kevin.urbanup.com/3943504
22. (kevin) (239↑, 112↓)
kevin: to be fingerprinted by the police and admit to future criminal inclinations..whilst a normal well adjusted person would decline..kevin asks to be fingerprinted\!\!

kevin is a total moron,the lowest of the low...the thickest of the thick..

23. (Kevin) (250↑, 124↓)
A jerk of a guy who has little to no self control or common sense. He is completely inept in every way. He is an unattractive guy, crass and ignorant. A Kevin is a disloyal sort, if given the chance he will turn on you like a rabid dog. Don't ever trust a Kevin. He will take you for everything he can, use you up and toss you aside.

Kevin is an ugly guy with a bad attitude, avoid him like the plague.

Author: The Good Wife http://kevin.urbanup.com/4583177
24. (KEVIN) (240↑, 117↓)
KEVIN... :(

THE BEST ANY KEVIN CAN HOPE FOR IS ENDING UP ON THE COUNCIL BOARD..

Author: DOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE33EEEEEEE333 http://kevin.urbanup.com/4489171
25. (Kevin) (222↑, 100↓)
A guy who likes 2 guy 3-ways and touches sacks with the other guy

Dude last night I was really wasted and I pulled a Kevin\! I'm really ashamed...

Author: killazilla200 http://kevin.urbanup.com/5110848
26. (Kevin) (196↑, 76↓)
A guy,usually with blonde hair, who is very chunky and is a very big jerk who likes to cheat.

Look at the guy over there he is such a kevin. That chunky guy is such a kevin, his blonde hair is nasty\!

27. (kevin) (243↑, 124↓)
a person with a very small dick, who sucks sac and jacks off to betty white everyday.

kevin is a faggott and should go get a dick transplant because its so small

Author: superchrisbrown http://kevin.urbanup.com/5268580
28. (Kevin) (305↑, 190↓)
an old fashioned dildo used in Ancient Greece that was made of wood; they went out of style due to women getting splinters in their vaginas

Sentence: Greek Girl: "Have you tried those new Kevins?" Greek Girl 2: "No, but my grandma had to go to the medicine man after using her Kevin."

29. (kevin) (199↑, 86↓)
Someone who is into Fembots. Wants to make love to them and lusts after them. Mainly Arcee from Transformers.

Kevin is in love with Arcee

Author: the god Primus http://kevin.urbanup.com/4838082
30. (Kevin) (391↑, 280↓)
The most amazing guy ever. Someone who is funny and cute and has super cool flippy hair. He is also a professional when it comes to giving massages anywhere, especially on your head. He makes you smile all the time and knows the best ways to cheer you up. He listens to really good music and can play the drums, guitar, bass...and probably any other instrument. He also sings to you while playing your favorite songs on guitar (that's the best). He is tall, wears awesome clothes, and is ridiculously good-looking. He always smells great too. This guy is just absolutely perfect.

"This guy is soooo amazing and cute and sweet\! He is just perfect\!" "He must be a Kevin."

31. (Kevin) (153↑, 47↓)
Someone that is very annoying. Does not necessarily have to be there name. Someone or something you blame while angry

Kevin shut up\! God damnit Kevin\!\!\!

Author: Barney McCain http://kevin.urbanup.com/5718792
32. (Kevin) (187↑, 97↓)
Always the less-hot twin. Likes to eat cookies and is a completely incompetent fantasy sports manager. Probably has an STD.

"He gave you what?? Is it treatable?? Damnnnn what a Kevin\!"

33. (KEVIN) (210↑, 120↓)
kevin kevin kevin.adjv;,to kevin,is to fabricate lies about someone on the internet,usually they are spinless losers,who will spend a lot of time trying to fix their girl probs lol.. can be seen a mile off you know a kevin when u see one.. fool..moron..

kevin will always be that smelly kid in class ,(WHO CALLS U NAMES?\!WTF\!0.O) & who never goes away until u punch him or call him out for wat he is.. spends his days on the internet showing porn to children or child like ppl..and cussing ppl out cos he is a no lifer..

34. (kevin) (176↑, 87↓)
MAN WITH A REALLY small\!\!\! dICK. that sucks sac. and jacks off to men

omggggg that kid kevin has a small dickkk :D mhmmmmmm

Author: chris brownnn http://kevin.urbanup.com/5268544
35. (Kevin) (165↑, 80↓)
A major man whore who likes to take it up the ass. Aslo a total diva who will eat you alive. His sister is amazing

Omg he is totally being a kevin\!

Author: Old greg the third http://kevin.urbanup.com/5132616
36. (Kevin) (199↑, 114↓)
A Guy Who Likes To Suck Dick Yet Claims He Likes Girls. A Great Friend. Can Be A Biatch. Funny. Mean. Good At Soccer. A Man Whore.

Kevin Is A Common Name.

37. (kevin) (253↑, 168↓)
Kevin. Someone who is a friend but is two-faced. He acts like he is cool with you, then turns to the pot head smoking next door neighbors and smokes with them. Afterwards they'd get together and mess with your mothers [vehicle], pouring all different kinds of vile things all over. Just because she yelled at them for being pigs. Kevin - A piece of turd. Kevin - The guy who is bald and looks like [Mr. Clean]. Kevin - A [racist] asshole. Kevin- Someone who cleans up after others, and buys things for them.

1) Hey look is that Kevin\! \<Looks to dog crap on the floor\> 2) GET OUT OF HERE YOU P.O.S\!\! [KEVIN] 3) Hey look it's Mr. Clean he's come to take out [Jordan]s trash\!

Author: unitedwestand http://kevin.urbanup.com/2255963
38. (Kevin) (227↑, 147↓)
According to [Hitchikker's Guide to the Galaxy]: Any random entity that doesn't know nothin' about nothin'.

That guy is such a Kevin, I'm certain his IQ is straining to pass room temperature.

39. (Kevin) (145↑, 69↓)
A curly headed fuck. that takes it up the ass from his brother who participates in phone sex every night with Eric. Also has a big nose and is tight with his money. Kevin is known for being such a fag, the gay kids in the school look up to Kevin for being so gay.

Holy shit, I cant believe Kevin sucked his dick for 10 hours straight\!\!

40. (Kevin) (260↑, 199↓)
1. recognizable by their red hair and face. has a box shaped body like a box of cereal but thats just due to a kevins excessive weight. kevins were irish until they were all disowned for forcing themselves on men and drinking semen. they are also well-known for their one inch dicks. 2. the noise a fart makes 3. a male that has a drying effect on vaginas 4. the hole at the tip of a penis.

boy: "That was the loudest kevin I've ever heard a fart make." Kevin: "Suck my dick." Girl: "I can't find it." Girl: "I was horny until I saw Kevin."

Author: ilikeicecreamlots http://kevin.urbanup.com/3670897
41. (Kevin) (690↑, 631↓)
The definition of Kevin is basically a boy, whom is amazing. He knows exactly how to cheer someone up. How to make them giggle like a fool in public by saying cheesy things, that make you fall overly in love with him. Head over heels, that is. Probably more. He has the biggest ego, but knows how to love someone even more than he loves himself. He deserves the best, and nothing but that. And whether or not he's been hurt, he takes chances, and for that, he makes a girl the luckiest one in the world.

I'm pretty much in love with this boy, named Kevin.

42. (Kevin) (248↑, 198↓)
a kid who thinks he is the shit, can get extremely annoying, dates ugly fat annoying girls, has a vampire/elvis wana be haircut that he thinks is cool, tries to dress gangster when he is the farthest thing from it, is a bit fat.

Kevin you think your hot shit when your NOT\!

Author: mmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee2 http://kevin.urbanup.com/3618859
43. (Kevin) (34↑, 12↓)
Someone who's always smiling no matter what the circumstances. Someone who never judges anyone. Someone whom is always there for you through thick and thin. A goofy, silly guy who loves cracking jokes at the most awkward, yet somehow appropriate, moments. A tall guy who looks like a greek god. The love of my life.

I wish I could date a Kevin.

44. (kevin) (234↑, 218↓)
the whitest name on earth,basically means your gay....

THATS GUYS SUCH A KEVIN

45. (Kevin) (522↑, 506↓)
The act of ejaculating into a pot of clam chowder while doing a head stand.

"Nice form on that Kevin." "I just pulled off a Kevin." "Did someone Kevin in my clam chowder?"

46. (Kevin) (24↑, 12↓)
Kevin happens to be a cutie, and he wants to annoy you often whenether you see him.. so he holds your hand. Known for being nice for most of the time, & you'll like/love him\!

Random Girl: Hey did you see Kevin lately; I want to talk to him. Kevin's Friend: Yeahhhh, he's down the hallway, but be careful. He'll hold your hand later. Random Girl: Ok\! *thinks: YAY\! :D*

Author: TwinkWinkThatDude http://kevin.urbanup.com/5900568
47. (kevin) (60↑, 47↓)
is not the definition of a "ladies man", but can still manage to find one special redhead that will always have his heart even if she decieves him. isn't the the cleanest of the bunch but still manages to have great hair(a young man's flip). shoots for the stars and by that i mean wants to be in the air when he gets older as a everyday job.

oh my god,did you see kevin? he's disgusting.

48. (Kevin) (18↑, 7↓)
An acromym: Killing Every Vagina In the Neighborhood Simply put, anyone named Kevin loves to pound the poon.

Bob: Man, that chick next door is fucking hot\! Kevin: Ya, I hit that. Bob: Really? Kevin: Hells' ya\! all the bitches love to get Kevin'd.

Author: Poopy McPoopwell http://kevin.urbanup.com/6088354
49. (Kevin) (22↑, 11↓)
A man who, after setting his eyes upon a girl, will chase her till the end of time. Women complain that this type of man is often difficult to find.

AWWW\!\!\! YOU'RE SUCH A KEVIN\!\!\!

50. (kevin) (18↑, 8↓)
Person who is hardworking, and can go through tough times and come out a better person. Has friends who can support him. He is confident and is talented

Kevin will overcome his depression soon. Its because he's kevin- an amazing person.

Author: Agoodfriend34324 http://kevin.urbanup.com/6056191
51. (Kevin) (34↑, 24↓)
hottest guy on earth. all the girls want him. very SEXY\!\!\! lets make out with kevin. i love kevin. why is kevin so perfect and handsome.

omg i wish im kevins girlfriend\!\!\!\!

Author: supercling123 http://kevin.urbanup.com/5912335
52. (Kevin) (12↑, 3↓)
A guy whose name has nothing to do with penises

What is up with these penis definitions for kevin?

53. (Kevin) (15↑, 6↓)
Based on my ability to grasp your interest for long periods of time including responsiveness and ability to relate personal experiences and stories and leave you wanting more. Based on Kevin T, this word is used to describe a cross between the most interesting man in the world and chuck norris. Being a Kevin is always a compliment full of interest, excitment, and non-stop awesomeness.

Woah dude you are such a Kevin, I had a blast at that bar. I need to be more like Kevin to be able to get that girl. You were a total Kevin man, you had the whole room eating out of the palm of your hand.

54. (Kevin) (15↑, 8↓)
A kid that gets baddass girls just turning his back , has swaag out the ass , best dress game in his school , is on sum g shit , and is very cute .

Oh my god \! Kevin is soo cute I love him \!

55. (kevin) (234↑, 228↓)
Kevin; a nick-name for a homosapien who has a gorilla lodged in their ass. Often red-headed, and fat, Kevin's will randomly lash out at people when they get rejected by their wife the night before.

I was playing with my laser pointer, and the biggest ugliest "Kevin" came up and grabbed it from me\! What a dick\!

56. (Kevin) (15↑, 10↓)
Kevin- A sexy assed curly haired boy. He is amazing in every sense of the word. He extremely smart and is also amazing at sports, he is very athletic making his body toned and muscely. He is sweet kind and funny. He is a sound guy and all the girls want him, but he is shy. He does not like too much attention and is a bit of a flirt. He will stay faithful to his girl and make sure she knows she's beautiful and sexy. He is an utter babe. When talking about boys, girls sometimes refer to them as a Kevin\!

Female 1: He's the best looking lad in out school\! Female 2: But yet he's so sweet and doesn't think he's good gift. Male 1: I'd turn gay for him any day. Female 1: He's so athletic and his ass is Soooo sexy. Female 3: I'm so glad he's mine. Female 2: You'v got yourself a Kevin ;)

Author: Ginger nerd.... :) http://kevin.urbanup.com/6082364
57. (kevin) (3↑, 1↓)
may be a difficult name to pronounce but when u meet him you will realize he has a quality toothbrush.

boy- how do u say that kids name fag- i think its kevin boy- oh yea fag did u know his oral-b toothbrush is out of this world boy- learn something new every day

Author: garbage truck up yo ass http://kevin.urbanup.com/6240754
58. (Kevin) (3↑, 2↓)
A sexyyy boyyy;) Who USUALLY likes girls with eyeballs\!:D

That kevin be sexayyy

Author: tistymichelle http://kevin.urbanup.com/5871959
59. (Kevin) (4↑, 4↓)
Kevin refers to a bad ass El Salvadorian who bags the bitches. It can also mean someone or something who bags the bitches (figuratively speaking).

" he's such a Kevin "

60. (kevin) (3↑, 5↓)
Gets less poon than anyone on earth. This is partly due to his ugly face and stupidity, but mostly because he has a 2 inch cock. He couldn't get poon if it fell on his dick.

[Kevin]-well tequnically I get more poon than you Brendan- kevin you don't get any poon at all

61. (Kevin) (3↑, 5↓)
Usually in love with girls named Sophia. They are equally hot and make a bangging couple.

O.M.G that Kevin Loves that Sophia \!

Author: Princess Sofa http://kevin.urbanup.com/6209865
62. (Kevin) (2↑, 4↓)
A square shaped yellow monkey

What the heck is that Kevin doing?

Author: A Little Indian Girl http://kevin.urbanup.com/5884304
63. (Kevin) (9↑, 13↓)
Also known as "Felipe" "Kevin" can be noted as a total man-whore. Usually with a hurt past. But it is possible to change, then becoming the most loving, caring, cute, special person a girl can know. It just takes a while. Very sarcastic, no matter what. Likes Disney music.

Kevin will gladly sing "Be Prepared" from the Lion King at the top of his lungs.

64. (Kevin) (4↑, 10↓)
Most likely an asian guy.

- Hey Kevin\! Where are you from? - Oh hey\! I'm from Vietnam. -Hi, my name is Kevin [Nguyen].

Author: smileygiraffe http://kevin.urbanup.com/6188352
65. (Kevin) (22↑, 28↓)
Has hair like golden feathers and eyes like melted chocolate. Pure perfection.

He has eyes like a kevin

Author: Brittany928928 http://kevin.urbanup.com/5654866
66. (Kevin) (3↑, 10↓)
Good ole' Aussie slang for a hot chick. Generally said in the presence of a girl so she doesn't know you're taking about her. Used to alert another male to the existence of a hottie.

"Hey is that Kevin sitting next to us" "Yeah, that's totally Kevin"

Author: Skippythebushkangeroo http://kevin.urbanup.com/6144574
67. (Kevin) (3↑, 10↓)
The biggest dick you will ever meet. He waits for great girls to come along and totally turns out to be an asshole. he has a great first impression but in the end he is a weed addicted, kicked out of has total douche bag. He is fucking ugly and thinks hes top shit. the cocky-est son of a bitch you will ever meet. He WILL start rumors to make himself look good.

girl 1- "No i like kevin again, hes changed hes nice now" girl 2- "you only think hes nice because he has no [wheels] right now, wait untill he gets you. you will turn out like the rest" girl 1- "how would you know?" Girl 2- "because he does it to everybody. when people warn you about him their telling the truth you should listen, i thought he changed and now look where i am"

Author: thegirlwhoknowsbest http://kevin.urbanup.com/5848690
68. (Kevin) (3↑, 11↓)
Double Herpes; the sexually transmitted disease known as "herpes," but twice as effective

"Dude...I should not have banged that chick last night..." "Why?" "I think...she gave me Kevin..." "...dude that IS bad..."

69. (Kevin) (2↑, 11↓)
A really amazing guy, who loves sex with older, muscular men\!\!\!\!\! on balconies\!\!\!\!\! he has dark brown hair, brown eyes and is very scrawny, likes to wear sweaters that look like skunks. Has very hot female friends\!\!\! But is gay\!\!\! He is a great G.B.F to have.

You got a Kevin??? No? I do he is the best.

Author: perkcollegegirl http://kevin.urbanup.com/6151565
70. (kevin) (1↑, 10↓)
only wears Philly cloths with glasses/sun glasses. he makes weird faces and makes noises that sound like a dying buffalo. everyone thinks he is gay, but no one knows. a kevin can be found in a group with girls. mainly a kevin is complaining or gossiping.

yo i heard kevin is gay

Author: thatkidwillabigear http://kevin.urbanup.com/6140886
71. (kevin) (4↑, 13↓)
a huge douche. if u meet a kevin, stab him hes a fag. loves to suck lots of dick and loves cum on his face. there isnt one kevin in the world who isnt a total queer. pretty much every 1 of em is fucked up, but they cant fight so if one messes with u, jst fuck him up

eww its kevin what a homo

Author: A total badass http://kevin.urbanup.com/6136608
72. (Kevin) (0↑, 11↓)
1. extremely good at avoiding sexual intercourse with human kind. 2. (Verb): homosexual alien being trying to blend in with humans.

Kevin on the prowl, all animals beware.

Author: Creativity Error http://kevin.urbanup.com/6146133
73. (Kevin) (4↑, 16↓)
An amazing outgoing, tall, skinny, amazing, dramatic girl. She loves to dance and act and sing. Her long locks are her best physical feature, besides her beautiful brown eyes. She has chilean blood, but it is hard to tell. She has a bright personality and is a beast at rapping. She is loved by many and has tons of friends. Kevin is an inspiration to all people and the best person alive.

"Everyone is Kevin except for Kevin, because she's Kevin." I love Kevin "the murderer?" No the doctor\!

Author: KevinKanK-beKool http://kevin.urbanup.com/5900486
74. (kevin) (268↑, 280↓)
A large, hairy, smelly penis.

Dude, that guy Stan has one gross kevin.

Author: Sam...Mr Frodo http://kevin.urbanup.com/3066457
75. (Kevin) (12↑, 25↓)
a guy who likes to make white girls uncomfortable. will typically say things like "once you go black, you'll never go back..haha."

Kevin: Hey Elina, do you think it's true? Elina: what? kevin: that once you go black, you never go back? Elina: um i dont know...

Author: Frank Jabroni Munster http://kevin.urbanup.com/6141323
76. (kevin) (237↑, 250↓)
not just anyone can be cool and smart AT THE SAME TiME... and neither can kevin

1- kevin thinks hes sooo cool 2- yah and smart 1- pshh... hes not 2- tell me about it\!

77. (Kevin) (1↑, 16↓)
UK West-country slang term referring to a short, bald, fat person with poor personal hygiene habits, and a preference for deviant sexual fetishes.

Lucy looked briefly on an alternative dating site at his image, but decided that he must be a bit of a Kevin.

Author: TrotskyAvenger http://kevin.urbanup.com/5994528
78. (Kevin) (1↑, 17↓)
Kevin Is normally ginger, smells like shit aftershave, and has a small pencil like penis he normally makes up shit sarcastic remarks and thinks he is some sort of gods gift. he gets tattoos in discusting hairy ginger places he is a bray a big one, normally around 6ft he openly admits on facebook with pictures for proof that his penis is no larger than an iPod Nano. he often makes remarks about snakey people when he is the snakeyest boy around..

maximumbumbuddy:"Kevlaar On a scale of 1 to Snakey...How Snakey Are You" Kevin: "SSSSSSSSS"

Author: snakecharmerMK http://kevin.urbanup.com/5975665
79. (Kevin) (1↑, 21↓)
Any one who loves indians and goes to church every sunday

Man alex was such a kevin this week

Author: Ihateyoukevin http://kevin.urbanup.com/5922024
80. (Kevin) (1↑, 24↓)
Sexually obsessed with any part of a girl.. anything that a normal person would find disgusting and unattractive, he finds irresistable.

For example, Kevin likes to do this this that I like to call, "Checking my diaper". It doesn't matter where we are or who we're with, he comes up behind me and pulls on my pants and looks down them as if I'm some baby. And he thinks it's "hot". Definitely not.

Author: Victim Of The Diaper Checker http://kevin.urbanup.com/5922085
81. (Kevin) (4↑, 30↓)
A five inch, butt dildo.

Dude, my asshole is hurting so bad because I used a kevin last night.

Author: Ginger Lariat http://kevin.urbanup.com/5912206
82. (Kevin) (12↑, 43↓)
A flaming homosexual and the bitchiest man alive. All people named Kevin are generally douchebags. Kevins have an inordinate amount of butt sex. Their asses are well lubed machines literally. Kevins like to hump random people in the parking lots of grocery stores.

Watch yo ass, Kevin is comin'\! We need beverages cuz I don't like water.

83. (Kevin) (180↑, 211↓)
A slang word of Australian origin referencing a type of person similar to a [bogan] Used usually when refering to an ignorant person, or [dickhead] sometimes messily dressed or inebriated. Its origin is bases on the [bogan] name-choice mythology wich states they are all called Kevin, Sharon/Shazza, Peter, Macca, Pig-pen,Sharleen/Sharlz, Clarky or somesuch. The Kevin is smiliar to both the [bogan] and [redneck] but is not constricted by social class/status or subculture.

"What a Kevin\!" says Hortens "Yeah..." says Louanne "...Kevins ruin it for everybody\!"

84. (Kevin) (12↑, 44↓)
A blow-job by someone with extraordinarily luscious lips.

Phil gave frank one hell of a kevin last night.

85. (Kevin) (20↑, 52↓)
a cheating lying whore. says corny things to try to make you fall for him. a short 4'11 kid with a small penis.. overly obsessed with rims and cars. always wants to shine (ICY) screws over girls. things he does for fun: smokes the ganja, cleans his car, and likes to bum it.

DAMN kevin is a hoe, he can't get enough of that loose slutty coochie.

86. (Kevin) (25↑, 59↓)
A very flexible ballet dancer who has the ability to put his head between his legs to toss his own salad.

Kevin how the hell do you do that? You're amazing.

87. (Kevin) (10↑, 48↓)
An animal pornographer who also happens to be gay and into bestiality.

Did you see that Kevin? He's like the Hugh Hefner of bestiality.

Author: VirtualRealityBestialityKevin http://kevin.urbanup.com/5183889
88. (kevin) (568↑, 606↓)
pimp ninja

that kevin is pretty ninja....MEEP\!

89. (Kevin) (8↑, 47↓)
A BIG NERD who is over sensitive, who hates cars and yaoi. You can find him walking through the school hallways talking to his rubix cube.

One day, Kevin, who hates cars with a burning passion, was riding in his horse-drawn carriage. The horses refused to listen to him, so he started crying. He then pulled out his Rubix cube and threw it at his horses. Then, he pulled out his Calculus book to make himself feel better. It didn't work. He was still crying.

90. (Kevin) (10↑, 50↓)
An animal pornographer who also happens to be gay and into bestiality.

Did you see that Kevin? He's like the Hugh Hefner of bestiality.

Author: VirtualRealityBestialityKevin http://kevin.urbanup.com/5183881
91. (Kevin) (31↑, 76↓)
a guy who has an amazing smile with the most adorable laugh. usually very handsome and has a great style. kevin usually has good hair days everyday even when he doesn't try. He can always make you laugh and he's always willing to listen. a kevin is always fun to hang around with. He has a problem in believing that he is worth something, and he tends to hold onto the past. but through his imperfections, he is an absolutely amazing friend to have by your side. oh and he also gives amazing hugs.

Wow.. I can't believe I have a friend like Kevin. He's so cute\!

Author: lalalalalala25 http://kevin.urbanup.com/5731780
92. (Kevin) (255↑, 301↓)
Another name for the dissociative anaesthetic Ketamine, More commonly used when buying k recreationaly

have you seen Kevin today?

93. (Kevin) (21↑, 83↓)
A kid who pops his pimples in the bathroom shooting the gooey contents of his infected pimple on the mirror and doesn't wipe it off. Likes leaving a nice splatter of pus, blood and dried sebum for everyone to see as a form of passive aggressive psychological warfare.

Kevin eats the bloody contents of his pimples and likes to leave popped pimple splatter on walls and mirrors. He's a faggot too.

Author: proactive pimple popper http://kevin.urbanup.com/4679366
94. (Kevin) (431↑, 493↓)
One known as the absolute [best] person ever in the world. There are not enough words to describe him. He's simply [amazing], no matter what he says. He's the [best]\! Usually always smells [amazing]. [Cute], [funny], and [amazing]. Makes people extremely happy. Also gives off a chemical to make people very tired. THE [BEST\}\!

Mmmm, Kevin is indescribable, no one could measure up to him.

95. (Kevin) (49↑, 115↓)
A group of guys watching the Superbowl.

walk in to a room a see a group of 20 guys watching the Superbowl "Sup Kevin."

Author: Whale McFishface http://kevin.urbanup.com/3562393
96. (Kevin) (35↑, 102↓)
The coolest guy to ever be in high school.

Hey look\! It's Kevin\! GO BEARS\!

97. (Kevin) (46↑, 126↓)
An asian form of an American that has a great sense of humor, a funny laugh, and a large, fat, long, hard, and hairy cheese stick.

I hope my son becomes a Kevin when he's all grown up.

98. (Kevin) (28↑, 109↓)
Noun: A girl that looks like a boy

You think I should ask Becky to the dance? No way dude she's a kevin.

99. (Kevin) (120↑, 207↓)
The most legendary name in the word, usually a 14 year old crack feind but all the ladies crave his cock, hes one of the best graffiti artists in the world also

wow that kevin guy is awesome, did you see him just slash that WOER guy

100. (Kevin) (87↑, 174↓)
A childish boy who has no skill in anything especially with the ladies. A gay hooker who nobody wants to bang. A faggot\! A boy with a baby dick. Will most likely become a 40 year old virgin. Has midgets living in his fat rolls. Is fatter than a whale. Sits at home and plays video games all day.

Look at that Kevin over there. That Kevin looks roomy. That Kevin just hit on me.

Author: masterDoubleD http://kevin.urbanup.com/3967234
101. (Kevin) (285↑, 373↓)
The most amazing boy on the planet, whom has extensive knowledge of robots and computers. 2; A genius.

The other day, I talked to Kevin, and he enlightened me with his robotic-wisdom of doom.

102. (Kevin) (16↑, 109↓)
A guy who likes [macs] and hates pc. he has a really long and hard dick. he is the best with mac .all the sexy girls want him. and he will pwn at [call of duty]

kevin is awsome

103. (Kevin) (391↑, 486↓)
(adj.) self-centered, ass hole, bitch boy, douche bag, dick face, prick, pussy, wimp (verb) to be an extreme ass hole and a terrible person.. to fuck with someone

"Thank god you didn't Kevin her.. she DOES have feelings you know?" "Can you believe what a kevin that guy is?\!"

104. (Kevin) (154↑, 253↓)
A guy whos kinda hard to understand. People judge him easily but hes the type who if you get to know, you'll easily love. He might be tan with brown hair and kinda tall. If you know a Kevin, you should talk to him.

Girl 1: Hey who's that? Girl 2: That's kevin... hes a freak. Girl 1: He seems pretty cool. I should get to know him.

Author: ladygaga4ev1249 http://kevin.urbanup.com/4485197
105. (Kevin) (259↑, 363↓)
A guy who is funny, smart, and great with the ladies. He is one of the coolest people you will ever know in your whole lifetime. He is also a sex god, and he has a huge penis. All the girls want his cock. He is basically the equivalent to Chuck Norris, except in mortal form.

That guy is really cool and sexy\! What a Kevin\!

106. (Kevin) (128↑, 233↓)
Extremely kind, caring, loving man. Absolutley the sexiest thing that walks this planet\! Sometimes can at first appear to be a little shy, although after sctratching at the surface you'l soon realise he doesn't shut up\! If you encounter a kevin, grab with both hands and don't let go\!\!\!\!\! a Kevin is without a doubt the best boyfriend/dad ect.. youl ever find. The only down side to a kevin is they usualy have an extemely ugly phycotic ex girlfriend, who when you see her, makes yo want to burn your eyes out. but the positives by far out weigh that one thing.

Bella: WOW\! look at him Donna\!\! Donna: Mmm.. Hes a right Kevin\! Bella: For sure, hes well buff..

Author: TrueLOVE..K&D.4ever.and.always http://kevin.urbanup.com/4620365
107. (Kevin) (60↑, 168↓)
Kevin is a person with an ego the size of the sun and is quite roud of that fact, generally bad at spelling, punctuation and grammar, but trys hard to make up for that fact, Kevins will put others before themself or should not be considered a Kevin, the are very shy but once you get to know them they are amazing at philosophy, and confusing the hell out of people, they never lose an argument, and have awesome hair, beware though, although they put themselves before others, they may have an agenda which differs from what it seems, they are fantastic liers and have no problem flaunting anything whih people dare t chalenge, it would be wise not to chalenge them to do anything as A) they will succeed, and B) they have no shame, they generally smell great and are extremely pretty, some are as pretty as the prettiest girl in school, they can be extremely feminine when the choose to but don't be fooled by that it's just how they like to dress they are actually quite beastly, like a mixture between a lumber jack and a grizzly bear... only a little less hairy.

Kevin is the awesomest thing that ever walked this planet or any other planet in any galaxy or any dimension.

108. (Kevin) (108↑, 218↓)
Kevin Kevin is probably the greatest guy you can find in the whole world. He's caring, charming and he's always there for the peple that may need him. He's the type of guy that can make a heart beat faster in no time, that can cast a spell on you by the look in his lovely eyes.His smile is enough to make you believe you're talking to an angel, it makes you think you're in heaven. His smell is really magical, he can take every issue you may think of, away.It's the kind of guy every girl dreams of: attractive and caring, sweet and true; the kind of guy that's really hard to find.He's the prince on a horse, every girl deserve's to have a Kevin in her life\! I'm so proud to have Kevin as my boyI'm glad that you're in my life, Kevin, i really am

I'm glad to be yours, Kevin

Author: sdfqsmdjfsdfq http://kevin.urbanup.com/4714913
109. (kevin) (215↑, 328↓)
1. n. a person capable of incredible things, someone so indescribably awesome there's only one word to describe them. 2. v. the act of doing something so amazing, you make god himself weep with joy

Famous Kevins: Evel Knievel, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., Gandhi, Jesus, Moses, Kevin Spacey. (hot girls) Boy, you so kevin last night, I'm gonna make you some waffles.

110. (Kevin) (112↑, 226↓)
The sweetest person you will ever meet\! One who thinks of themself after others. A heart of gold. Will be sadly missed everyday. One who was taken before we were ready.

Love=Kevin

111. (kevin) (185↑, 301↓)
a hot, goofy, funny, sexy guy who has amazing singing powers. also likes to feel my leg. yeah, it's kevin from NLT.

kevin is a beast.

112. (Kevin) (250↑, 372↓)
Has a comfiest lap in the world\!

"I just love sitting on kevin"

Author: onlyinyourdreamslol http://kevin.urbanup.com/3755224
113. (kevin) (298↑, 420↓)
a person who is mistaken for a mentally retarded person based on their looks and personality. no matter how much their girlfriend may brag, they do NOT have a large penis. also, may have a chipped tooth resembling that of a crackhead.

That guy just asked me if i had some money, he totally looks like a kevin.

Author: jeromethamack http://kevin.urbanup.com/2909284
114. (kevin) (47↑, 175↓)
short or under standerd also the term used for long male genitalia

he sure has a long kevin hes kinda kevin isnt he?

Author: thbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt http://kevin.urbanup.com/3952297
115. (Kevin) (71↑, 210↓)
an amazing guy who is just an overall sweatheart. he can cheer you up when your feeling sad. He raises your selfesteem every change he gets. He is a best friend anyone can have.

You are such a kevin, I love it.

Author: Kevin's best friend http://kevin.urbanup.com/4715254
116. (Kevin) (13↑, 156↓)
a panda

Kevin is a boy with a big head and fluffy hair

Author: QWERTYUIOP[]';LKJHGFDSA http://kevin.urbanup.com/5540363
117. (Kevin) (66↑, 213↓)
An odd looking person that look similar to a bug more like a praying mantis

dude you look just like a kevin\!

118. (kevin) (23↑, 171↓)
the person who wish u were

i am jealous of kevin

Author: 23 is awesome http://kevin.urbanup.com/5416722
119. (kevin) (51↑, 201↓)
the most attractive boy in the whole world.

kevin is like daayum.

Author: the girl with the hair http://kevin.urbanup.com/4895386
120. (kevin) (63↑, 213↓)
the greatest fucking kid u will ever see. he has a giant dick and is the coolest man alive. you want to be kevin. way cooler than any chuck.

girl1 - "kevin licked my pussy all night long" girl2 - "he did the samething to me\!\!"

Author: magicxman5622 http://kevin.urbanup.com/4694901
121. (Kevin) (60↑, 210↓)
a typical badass, someone who is always right and really loves having a good time\! in great shape and is loved by all of his friends.

"How does he do it? kevin is such a badass\!"

122. (Kevin) (59↑, 209↓)
a brave hearted guy that has his heart set to what he wants to achieve in life. He loves life deep inside even if at times it doesnt seem like it. He is not at all a whimp, and is a total hotty.

"Kevin is soo hot and strong"

123. (kevin) (610↑, 761↓)
A physically attractive, selfish, self centered friend/occasional lover who loves tattoos, beer and great music. Positive outlook on life, keeps everything neat, clean and well organized, and only likes movies with interesting plots and listens to adam corrolla. Wakes up early, loves coffea and is good in bed but dislikes hyperactivity. ODD at times but a good companion to listen to…

That kevin is a good guy to have around

Author: lllittle girrrl http://kevin.urbanup.com/2838002
124. (Kevin) (44↑, 196↓)
The best boyfriend anyone could have. He smells amazing, he'll do practically anything for you. He has the cutest laugh and makes me laugh hard every time he makes a joke. He is shy but loud when around good friends. He gives the awkwardest hugs. He isn't the most romantic and doesn't flirt very much unless you give him HUGE hints you want to flirt. He is a blonde-y and forgets easily. But he is always there to comfort you and he'd never lie.

That's my boyfriend, Kevin. \<3

Author: someonepretty[: http://kevin.urbanup.com/5089041
125. (Kevin) (24↑, 178↓)
Kevin The guy you automatically fall in love with once you meet him. He's sweet, and gives great hugs. You want to kiss his lips everytime you see him. He's hot, and plays basketball or soccer. You might've went out once or twice. You try to get over him, but it never works. You tell yourself you're over him, even though you're not, and watch him fall for your friends, and your friends fall for him. But you know , someday, hopefully, you will get your chance with Kevin again.

girl 1: FML. girl 2: why? girl 1: kevin... :( girl 2: or here we go again

Author: iloveyoukevin http://kevin.urbanup.com/5448440
126. (Kevin) (35↑, 190↓)
An extremely caring man with a heart and soul of gold. Protective and loyal to the core. Gun-obbsessed and a great friend. Warm, and huggable with just the right amount of squish. A kevin is brave and is not afriad to stand for his friends and beliefs. A kevin is hard to find, and are infact probably on the verge of extinction. However a kevin will prove to anyone that chivallry is not dead, just on the ground bleeding.

Nah dude, he's loyal to the core, deffinitly a kevin.

Author: Dreams_of_Elieen http://kevin.urbanup.com/5260965
127. (Kevin) (27↑, 183↓)
Kevin, is the greatest thing ever. Without a kevin in your life you don't know what real love means. I have fallen in love with him. His eyes are an amazing blue-green color, that are filled with love and magic everytime I look at them. His smile is amazing and when he holds and kisses you, you forget about everything except him. I love hearing his voice and when he makes little jokes about me or him. Having a Kevin in your life will make you the happiest person in the world. I will always love you Kevin.

Girl: wow I need a Kevin in my life\!

128. (Kevin) (28↑, 184↓)
Badass Brotha

Kevin is my badass brother I love him\!\!

129. (Kevin) (30↑, 186↓)
A shy, neat, organized, nice, kind of funny, guy.

That guy is so "Kevin."

130. (Kevin) (58↑, 225↓)
A Kevin is an extremely sexy, talented, piece of meat. Kevin's always knows how to put a smile on your face and is always there for you when you need them. Everyone love's Kevin's because not only are they intelligent kind and sexy. But they are also talented. Kevin's are beast at any sport. Especially football. Its hard not to fall in love with a Kevin.

"Wow who is that sexy, talented piece of meat?" "That's a Kevin, obviously."

131. (Kevin) (21↑, 190↓)
An asshole, he has a killer smile that takes your breath away. Extremely cute. He's a beast at sports. He always makes you laugh at his stupid jokes. He'll treat you like crap in front of others but treats you like a princess when you're alone. Also known as a playa playa. He'll make you fall head over heels for him and in the end he'll break your heart. Very jealous and controlling. Calls you every night and always trys to get your attention. He's very caring and hates to see you hurt. He loves his family more than anything and he'll defend you from other people who try to hurt you or treat you like crap. He's a great kisser and has comforting hugs. On the surface he's a complete jerk but once you get to know him, he's a beautiful person deep inside.

No matter what I will always love Kevin.

132. (Kevin) (60↑, 351↓)
The perfect little kitchen boy you will ever meet

Man look at kevin clean that kitchen

Author: Melissa o'mara http://kevin.urbanup.com/1607001
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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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